Jesus taken hostage in wiener poopie dispute!

By Les, on 13 February, 2008

This was simply too amusing not to share:

Sent in by SEB regular Brooks.

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Religion   Humor, jesus, Video Clip, wiener dogs  

8 comments to Jesus taken hostage in wiener poopie dispute!

• The Skeptard

  13 February, 2008 at 12:44 AM

  now thas funny, “pick up the poop, or your deity gets it”

  
• Moloch

  13 February, 2008 at 12:54 AM

  Now that is 1:45 of TV-worthy news!

  Fuck the statue, I would have just poisoned the dogs.

  
• Ryan Egesdahl

  13 February, 2008 at 1:32 AM

  Something about this screams “Jeeebus is missing!” to me.

  
• rationalpsychic

  13 February, 2008 at 3:10 AM

  C’mon, Jeanne, EVERY little bit of poopie!? You clean up EVERY little bit of poopie EVERY time you take the weinies out?

  These people have been doing serious surveillance on you, Jeanne. And they have your JESUS!! It’s time to admit your sins and beg forgiveness!

  She had to be stopped. That poopie thing was WAY out of control.

  
• m.wael alkel

  13 February, 2008 at 5:15 AM

  i say kill jesus and poison tiny pieces of meat to sprankel around the neighborhood for her little winners

  
• craiger_ny

  13 February, 2008 at 10:42 AM

  There is a follow up.  Turns out it was a family member that took it.  I bet she ran right to the news when it went down and that blew the whole thing up.

  Hijacked Jesus statue returned to owner

  
• VenDexter

  13 February, 2008 at 2:51 PM

  To bad it was returned.

  The next time some fundy asked me if I had “found Jesus as my personal saviour”, I could have replied, “Nope, not yet.  Apparently, he’s being held hostage somewhere in Michigan over a bit of dog shite.”

  
• Brooks

  14 February, 2008 at 11:30 PM

  I found that on this website:

  http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

  …which was also a bit of fun.