There is a follow up. Turns out it was a family member that took it. I bet she ran right to the news when it went down and that blew the whole thing up.
The next time some fundy asked me if I had “found Jesus as my personal saviour”, I could have replied, “Nope, not yet. Apparently, he’s being held hostage somewhere in Michigan over a bit of dog shite.”
now thas funny, “pick up the poop, or your deity gets it”
Now that is 1:45 of TV-worthy news!
Fuck the statue, I would have just poisoned the dogs.
Something about this screams “Jeeebus is missing!” to me.
C’mon, Jeanne, EVERY little bit of poopie!? You clean up EVERY little bit of poopie EVERY time you take the weinies out?
These people have been doing serious surveillance on you, Jeanne. And they have your JESUS!! It’s time to admit your sins and beg forgiveness!
She had to be stopped. That poopie thing was WAY out of control.
i say kill jesus and poison tiny pieces of meat to sprankel around the neighborhood for her little winners
There is a follow up. Turns out it was a family member that took it. I bet she ran right to the news when it went down and that blew the whole thing up.
Hijacked Jesus statue returned to owner
To bad it was returned.
The next time some fundy asked me if I had “found Jesus as my personal saviour”, I could have replied, “Nope, not yet. Apparently, he’s being held hostage somewhere in Michigan over a bit of dog shite.”
I found that on this website:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
…which was also a bit of fun.