Remember that company I told you about that keeps sending me press releases for various inflatable thingamabobs, balloons, and whatnot? Well they just sent me this amazing wonder of wonders:
Click to embiggen Jesus!
Yes, it’s the Jesus sky dancer! Now you can have a spastic arm waving Jesus outside your church or place of business. Sure to lure in the faithful with his life-like appearance and realistic arm waggling action. Be the first to proudly display this bit of religious commercialization today!
That would certainly inspire me – to flee in the opposite direction
LOL! Is it really that easy to draw in fundies to your church. A bigass inflatible Jesus.
I am a non-believing, anti-religious loudmouth skeptic. All the same, I would love to have one of these. You could take it to parties. Or set it up in your front yard. You could attach little strips of red & orange fabric around the outside and have jesus in hell, flailing about in the dancing flames. You could buy a normal, non-jesus model, put them next to each other, and play Jesus Christ’s Knockout. I think the first thing I would do is a little alteration. Cut a round-ish hole in the crotch area, sew on some buttons or a one side of a zipper(like for detachable sleeves) and then do the same to a flesh-colored sleeve or windsock. Attach to the body, flip the switch and presto! Jesus now has a wiggling, flopping, afterlife-sized cock to impress the masses. I’m sure that there are plenty more ideas to be had-fun for the whole family!
I prefer Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man.
http://www.wackywavinginflatablearmflailingtubeman.com/
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! That dude gets around. I think he’s been on Futurama, the Simpsons AND Family Guy. Oh right, the link…I may be wrong about the Simpsons and Futurama.
Set it up next to an inflatable satan and let’em fight it out.
Is it just me, or does the torso/base look kinda like the inflatable penis the Rolling Stones used on tour???