Seems some folks aren’t entirely convinced I wasn’t abducted by Evil Christian Fundamentalist Space Aliens and replaced with a mildly retarded artificial intelligence which would be near-impossible to distinguish from the real me just based on entry content alone. So here is photographic evidence that I am alive and well and feeling pretty good about the server move.
See? I’m my normal cheerful self and am completely unphased by the arduous task that moving my websites ended up becoming. Don’t I look happy?
Yes… a little too happy. Almost as if you were abducted by Evil Christian Fundamentalist Space Aliens and replaced with a mildly retarded artificial intelligence which would be near-impossible to distinguish from the real you. Funny you should mention that possibility.
What do you think, everyone? Is it really Les?
Gee ‘Les’ it is awfully convenient that ‘your’ picture does not have a timestamp on it! =p
I love the look, Les. Your expression captured there is enough to brighten anyone’s day.
Do I see a little bit of hair on the dome?
Aw yeah, but you could be Less Jenkin.
I gotta stop drinkin’ red wine and smokin’ (unadulterated bush) dope.
I’m far too funny … for me.
I was going to recommend that some time ago, but I thought it rather presumptuous to do so without an admission on your behalf of too much wine and dope.
Don’t hold back, Consi.
I try to remember …
I was half-way through posting and … what I said was : Hey, Consi … still alive? Good.
Last time you responded to me you said:
Less Jenkin does have some photos to prove my claim but hees been busy.
The older I get, the more patient I get … the more I realise – life is just, that tiny bit of stuff that happens between Birth and Death.
What was that whooshing sound, John? … That was your life, boy.
The older I get the faster it goes.
I haven’t done anything substantial for well over 10 years – the last thing I did was in ‘92 when I made a Stress Management video and spent about 10 years getting more than double my $15k investment back – I sold a shit load at $99 a pop with a fax, a phone and little expense or effort.
But, that’s another story.
I don’t mid living on the edge – someone said, if you’re living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
I’m working on it.
And … why do I lay myself so open? Coz I don’t give a shit. Secrets are bullshit.
When I went to AA back in the early 80s I had to stand up in front of people I didn’t know and bare my soul. It’s good therapy.
I learnt I was an insignificant being and the world would not stop or start because of me.
To thine own self be true, say the masters.
Pride is compensation for defeat, say the losers.
Currently, I only have one goal in life – to die after my father.
He’s a tough old bastard – he’s not making it easy for me.
If he dies before me I’ll have to find another raison d’être.
Keep laughing at me, Consi. I’ll join you.
What’s that saying? If you’re laughing at me you’re not laughing at some one else.
I can still see the keys. Obviously I haven’t drunk enough …yet.
I just stumbled onto this website yesterday. I can’t believe my good fortune. Living in the bible belt of NorthEast Texas it is damn hard to find anyone worth talking to that doesn’t want to convert you or at least leave you with a cheery “you’ll burn in hell if you don’t repent”.
I am a firm anti-any-religion type of guy and with things the way they are in the world today my belief just keeps getting stronger. There have been more people killed in the name of God than for any other reason known to man. Yep, He’s doin’ a helluva job. Anyway, just wanted to say hi and look forward to reading some more points from a different perspective for a change.
Welcome aboard, NBT! Of all the web-joints in all the world, I’m glad you clicked into this one. It’s a lively spot.
I shant.
Excellent. I prefer mirth to misery.
DOF, it’s a complete coincidence that I should mention that possibility and it shouldn’t in any way be taken as an ingenious means of throwing you off of that possibility. Les.. I mean I could never be that clever.
K. Engels, web cams aren’t very good at telling time.
Moloch, yeah I’ve not shaved recently so I’m starting to go all mousey brown on top of the head. Makes me look like a weird combo between a biker and an accountant.
LJ19, I’ll be working on getting those pics posted later today. Gotta go buy the kid a new winter coat first.
Well ain’t that mighty handy for you, ‘Les’. =p
Sounds… familiar
. Welcome aboard, NBT.
Aaaaargh! My eyes!
I’d say “Mission Accomplished”, too.
Latest news! Latest news! Les Jenkins, the beloved Stupid Evil Bastard, has been abducted by Evil Christian Fundamentalist Space Aliens! Read all about it in the comments of his most recent article!
I’m using your face as my forum avatar!
I’m not sure whether to be flattered or offended about that.