Some aspiring new Sci-Fi writer needs to start another “Left Behind” Series. This one needs to tell the story of how wonderful life becomes for the rest of when all the christers are raptured away. Oh, wait, it probably wouldn’t be nearly violent and bloody enough……

How about: “Guns Don’t Kill People, Just Ask Dick Cheney – T Shirt”

ET, it took me a moment to see the X on the trash.
It’s hard to pick a favourite.

I am laughing so hard I don’t even know how to answer that one.

As long as it’s not Jesus “Groping” Christ.

So, when do we start saving up for that little island that we can buy and start our own country upon?

I know.  Not really viable solution.  Just being sarcastic. 

I think people who are fervent about the end coming are focusing on the “savior of the chosen” (of which they believe themselves to be apart of…).  Not to mention the belief that the delivered chosen are destine to get whisked away to Utopia (uh Heaven) while the rest of us rot.

Or something like that…

Freeeeeking lunatics

LOL…

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where’s the hand supposed to be

I am laughing so hard I don’t even know how to answer that one.   

Luckyjohn19—Thanks for that reference to the wiki site—I did a wander through notations on Darby and dispensationalism and so on. I’d forgotten a lot of this stuff about the “coming tribulation” and so on.

Oh yes. The kid is still a serious fundie (flat-earth type—converted by Kent Hovind).

Gotcha

“Since Shelley was saved before, she’s going to heaven even though her beliefs have changed. Jesus has his hand on her.

Wow, that’s a way-back machine!  I have not heard of that song since the ‘70’s.  Still know the words to it, though.

Me too (guess that dates me). Funny how these things stick.

By the way, wasn’t it Shelley who had a relative in need of deprogramming?

Oh yes. The kid is still a serious fundie (flat-earth type—converted by Kent Hovind). He has given up annoying the living hell out of me with emails in which he calls me an “evil scientist” (I especially love that one).

Actually, he consulted a friend of mine from my religious days who warned him off trying to convert me—both because I know the bible better than he does AND because (get this):

“Since Shelley was saved before, she’s going to heaven even though her beliefs have changed. Jesus has his hand on her.”

So, I’m good to go! All bases covered! You’ve got to love that.

One more thing—Kent Hovind’s tax evasion stuff? According to my relative, it is all a trumped up charge—a conspiracy.