Let’s play a game: remember when you were a kid and you’d try to outdo each other with certain scenrios? “Would you rather have a papercut on your eye, or have someone stomp on your head after putting your teeth on the curb?”
That sort of thing.
Well, I have a good one.
Would you rather see a terrible movie based on a terrible book (I’m speaking of course, of Dan Brown’s execrable “The Da Vinci Code”), or would you rather watch an admittadly campy piece of gay porn based on said project?
I know which one I’m doing. 
Why do you think “The Davinci Code” was a terrible book? Personally, I thought it was amazing. I’m looking forward to the film as well.
I meant “The Da Vinci Code” in my above post, not “The Davinci Code.” My bad.
I think gay men’s porn is SMOKIN’ (in the same way that straight men think lesbian porn is hot), so that’d be an easy choice to make.
(Click here if you dare)
Oooh! That reminds me . . .
If you were trapped in a box, up to your neck in vomit and standing on your tip-toes, and someone was about to throw a pail of diarrhea in your face – would you duck?