I originally posted this back in 2003, but it’s such a good post that I’m rerunning it today. So in honor of the day I present to you the following list of Top 10 Things Overheard on Thanksgiving that Sounded Dirty, But Weren’t.
10. “Reach in and grab the giblets.”
9. “Whew… that’s one terrific spread!”
8. “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!”
7. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”
6. “Talk about a HUGE breast!”
5. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”
4. “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.”
3. “It’s cool whip time!”
2. “If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!”
And the number one thing overheard on Thanksgiving that sounded dirty, but wasn’t is…
1. “It must be broken ‘cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.”
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Les!
One other saying for day:
I just love the way it bursts in my mouth.
Oh man, and who says reruns aren’t just as good as the first time around? Number 1 sent me into a laughing fit…
As for my family’s addition to the things overheard that sounded dirty, but weren’t is my statement today of: “I have a big one”…
I’ll let you all think that one over before revealing it’s true context…
How about its long pink and tastes of peppermint. I wonder if it’s in this brothel.
A game of AD&D looking for magic Rock (for those yanks who don’t know about seaside rock- a candy rod about 1” in diameter and 12” long)
It certainly brough my game in the next room to a halt while we went ‘WTF?’