Yes, I know, another one of those stupid and pointless What The Hell Are You tests that really don’t say anything about you yet we all take them anyway. I did this one mainly because my wife did it first and I let my curiosity get the better of me.
| Bard 51% Combativeness, 53% Sneakiness, 64% Intellect, 16% Spirituality |
| Dashing and multi-talented: You are a Bard! A decent warrior, reasonable spell-caster, and fairly good at tricking people, the Bard is the jack of all trades. These charming fellows live by their wits, though a sharp blade, a few spells, and some lockpicks never hurt. Smart, sneaky, and aggressive, you’re probably good at most things you try. You don’t have much need for spirituality or superstition and are much more likely to live in the here and now… and if you can get some fun and profit out of the here and now, even better. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
Spellsword
66% Combativeness, 46% Sneakiness, 88% Intellect, 47% Spirituality
Aggressive, but with the brains to back it up: You are a Spellsword!
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you’re an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn’t.
Spellswords combine arcane might with combat know-how. They’re much tougher than mages, like to wear armor, and can cast spells through their weapons. They’re very, very, good at doing lots of damage to a single target very quickly, and while not quite as tough as most fighters, are still pretty hard to kill.
You’re both smart and aggressive, which means that you’re probably pretty dangerous when pissed off. You also tend to be somewhat straightforward, which is nice, and don’t have much use for spirituality or mysticism.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 72% on Combativeness
You scored higher than 69% on Sneakiness
You scored higher than 87% on Intellect
You scored higher than 54% on Spirituality
Spellsword
59% Combativeness, 33% Sneakiness, 67% Intellect, 30% Spirituality
The description is the same as agog’s
Never heard of one of these, though it’s been AGES since I played D&D.
I wonder if the questions I had no clue about would have made a difference…I answered “it’s the what?” and “huh?” in a couple places.
Spellsword
74% Combativeness, 40% Sneakiness, 73% Intellect, 11% Spirituality
Description the same.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 85% on Combativeness
You scored higher than 53% on Sneakiness
You scored higher than 56% on Intellect
You scored higher than 5% on Spirituality
Spellswords seem to be popular
You scored higher than 54% on Combativeness
You scored higher than 41% on Sneakiness
You scored higher than 43% on Intellect
You scored higher than 28% on Spirituality
Something completely unrelated: Les, did you remove the trackbacks? Must have missed that
Did you have too much spam?
Bard
51% Combativeness, 53% Sneakiness, 64% Intellect, 50% Spirituality
Dashing and multi-talented: You are a Bard!
A decent warriors, reasonable spell-caster, and fairly good at tricking people, the Bard is the jack of all trades. These charming fellows live by their wits, though a sharp blade, a few spells, and some lockpicks never hurt.
Smart, sneaky, and aggressive, you’re probably good at most things you try. You don’t have much need for spirituality or superstition and are much more likely to live in the here and now… and if you can get some fun and profit out of the here and now, even better.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 39% on Combativeness
You scored higher than 78% on Sneakiness
You scored higher than 35% on Intellect
You scored higher than 62% on Spirituality
Sometimes Spocko likes to bash in some heads!
85% Combativeness, 40% Sneakiness, 76% Intellect, 8% Spirituality
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken
after you ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you’re
an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn’t.
Spellswords combine arcane might with combat know-how. They’re
much tougher than mages, like to wear armor, and can cast spells
through their weapons. They’re very, very, good at doing lots of damage
to a single target very quickly, and while not quite as tough as most
fighters, are still pretty hard to kill.
You’re both smart and aggressive, which means that you’re probably
pretty dangerous when pissed off. You also tend to be somewhat
straightforward, which is nice, and don t have much use for
spirituality or mysticism.
Spellsword
Mystic Theurge
40% Combativeness, 40% Sneakiness, 70% Intellect, 63% Spirituality
Brilliant and spiritual! You are a Mystic Theurge!
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you’re an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn’t.
The Mystic Theurge is a combination of a cleric and a mage. They can cast both arcane and divine spells, and are good at both, making them pretty terrifying on the battlefield. They have more raw spellpower than just about any other class.
You’re both intelligent and faithful, but not violent or deceitful. I guess that makes you a pretty good person.
Guido, yeah, I yanked trackbacks a few weeks back mainly because I was averaging one legit trackback for every 250 or so spams. Most of them are blocked by the blacklist, but it’s always annoying to have to clean up 30 or 60 trackbacks for stuff that’s not already on the blacklist.
The net tights have got to go though. Is that a Haiku?
37% Combativeness, 60% Sneakiness, 76% Intellect, 25% Spirituality
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken
after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you’re
an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn’t.
Arcane Tricksters combine arcane magic with rogue skills and
sensibilities. They use their magic to confuse their opponents or to
augment their more mundane, roguish skills. If you thought it was
annoying keeping an eye that that rogue, the Arcane Trickster is
probably picking your pocket from the other side of the room.
Both smart and sneaky, you’re probably the type of person that
loves planning practical jokes… either that or knocking over banks.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
Wizard
44% Combativeness, 26% Sneakiness, 88% Intellect, 27% Spirituality
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 30% on Combativeness
You scored higher than 39% on Sneakiness
You scored higher than 91% on Intellect
You scored higher than 20% on Spirituality
Wizard
40% Combativeness, 23% Sneakiness, 85% Intellect, 44% Spirituality
How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 21% on Combativeness
You scored higher than 29% on Sneakiness
You scored higher than 85% on Intellect
You scored higher than 40% on Spirituality
Woohoo! My Smart Paladin is more powerful than Les, Guido, Ted and JethricOne. These things are fun and I’ve never played an RPG.
66% Combativeness, 23% Sneakiness, 64% Intellect, 69% Spirituality
Paladins are holy warriors. They are valorous defenders of the light.
Unfortunately, most of them are so ardent in their defense they tend to
meet sticky ends faster than you can say “rampaging red dragon.” Many
people look up to Paladins, while others just consider them stuck up,
overbearing, or self-righteous.
Fortunately for you, unlike most Paladins, you’re pretty smart.
Which means that you’re more likely to fall into the “admired”
category, rather than the “obnoxious” or “dead” categories.
Much like the crusades, you manage to combine violence and
religion, though unlike the crusades, you add a healthy does of
intelligence. You may be a staunch defender of the faith, a valorous
champion of the weak, or the stuff that jihads are made of. Which ever
one you are, just be happy that you�ve got the smarts to back it up and
make it work.
Wizard
33% Combativeness, 16% Sneakiness, 88% Intellect, 47% Spirituality
Definately very fitting for me.
Actually, I just noticed that if you add up the percentages my Smart Paladin beats everybody but Agog’s Spellsword. I gots 222% and Agog has 247%. Ok, I’m getting too much into this.
Ok, so i can’t help myself. I took it again with the aim to get as high a score as I could to see what class it would be. Can anyone get better than a combined percentage of 263%?
77% Combativeness, 50% Sneakiness, 67% Intellect, 69% Spirituality
Paladins are holy warriors. They are valorous defenders of the light.
Unfortunately, most of them are so ardent in their defense they tend to
meet sticky ends faster than you can say “rampaging red dragon.” Many
people look up to Paladins, while others just consider them stuck up,
overbearing, or self-righteous.
Fortunately for you, unlike most Paladins, you’re pretty smart.
Which means that you’re more likely to fall into the “admired”
category, rather than the “obnoxious” or “dead” categories.
Much like the crusades, you manage to combine violence and
religion, though unlike the crusades, you add a healthy does of
intelligence. You may be a staunch defender of the faith, a valorous
champion of the weak, or the stuff that jihads are made of. Which ever
one you are, just be happy that you�ve got the smarts to back it up and
make it work.
Munchkin.
I think a true munchkin would have a much higher combativeness and a much lower intellect and sneakiness (especially intellect).
Spellsword
66% Combativeness, 33% Sneakiness, 82% Intellect, 16% Spirituality
Higher than 75% on Combativeness
Higher than 35% on Sneakiness
Higher than 82% on Intellect
Higher than 9% on Spirituality
yaaaay! Just like everyone else!
The Are You a Patriotic American? Test
by donathos
This test is pretty cool too; if you haven’t taken it yet, I’d take it before reading my results so as not to skew your answers.
Patriotic
You scored 100% US Philosophy, 63% American Pride, 60% Involvement, and 100% Citizen Status!
This test measured you according to four criteria: Philosophy, Pride, Involvement and Citizen Status.
Philosophy reflects whether you agree with the philosophical foundations of the United States, such as: liberty, equality, democracy (though limited, not absolute), capitalism, checks and balances, constitutionalism, etc.
Pride reflects your assessment of the factual reality and history of the United States as a nation. It is your opinion as to whether the United States has been a “good” country and whether it has acted rightly or not.
Involvement reflects your level of political activism—whether you act to stay informed of what is going on in the world, and what you do on the basis of that information.
Citizen Status simply reflects whether you claimed to be a citizen of the U.S. when asked by this test.
It is the opinion of this test that, of these four factors, the only one that matters when it comes to being considered a Patriotic American is one’s score in the first category—Philosophy. Therefore, if you scored between 0-33% in that category, you have been rated ‘Unpatriotic’; 34-66%, ‘Somewhat Patriotic’; 67-100% ‘Patriotic’.
Certainly, the other categories provide interesting information for your (and others’) consideration. However, they are not crucial for Patriotism, and they do not necessarily reflect a love, or its lack, for one’s country. Regarding American Pride, some people will be surprised that it does not affect the outcome of the test; some people will be upset by this. However, if a person supports every military action the United States has ever engaged in, but does not really support his neighbors’ right to live their lives in the ways that they see fit, then they do not truly love the United States. Further, and despite much of the rhetoric some political pundits engage in, a truly Patriotic American can be highly critical of many of the actions undertaken by the U.S. throughout history. Certainly, much of what the United States has done has been done poorly or for the wrong reasons. And while the author of this test believes that the United States has been mainly a force for good in the world (and the most-free, best nation ever to exist), he respects the opinions of those who would disagree with him and fully supports their right to dissent. For that is what America is all about.
Regarding Involvement, it has been said that eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. This is true, however it is also true that liberty means that people can be as involved, or not involved, as they want. Choosing not to vote, while perhaps unwise, is as much an exercise of political liberty as anything else. Certainly, however, a low score in involvement might mean that a person could stand to try to be more aware of current events, or more actively involved in shaping them, because sometimes they matter.
Regarding Citizen Status, I am certain that many people will believe that to truly be a Patriotic American, one must be a citizen of the United States. However, that is not so. One of the traits that sets the U.S. apart from many other nations in history, is that it is a country not organized specifically around a particular ethnicity, language, religion, culture or common historical origin, but a shared political ideology. The United States is organized around a common love of liberty, individual rights and free expression. This, in part, accounts for the unending stream of immigration starting from the very conception of the nation and continuing on to the present day. In today’s United States, there are many thousands who are not citizens, and yet who live in the United States and share its dreams (and many of them will be citizens when they are able). The author would even argue that there are many Patriotic Americans who have never yet even set foot on U.S. soil. There are no requirements of language, skin color, religion, sexual orientation or particular condition of any other personal detail to be a “true American.” Just a love of liberty.
59% Combativeness, 53% Sneakiness, 26% Intellect, 69% Spirituality
Combative, stealthy, and spiritual; you are a Ranger!
Rangers are the warriors of the woodlands. Stealthy, skilled in combat, and capable of casting spells, they are fearsome opponents and skilled hunters. Rangers are usually accompanied by an animal companion and have a tendency to either use a bow, or to wield a melee weapon in each hand.
Sneaky, aggressive, and faithful, though not overly inclined towards that “book learning,” you’re probably a pretty dangerous person when you want to be. You may be a staunch defender of the forests, but I don’t trust you.