Stupidity as we know it, as reached an all time high! Simply mind boggling!

Speaking of Darwin, there are a few other fireworks-related videos on this site. Cringeworthy, every one of them.

You have to figure that for every moron featured on a video capture, there are a few more that remain off-camera….

rotflmao

Crap.  This fucktard is probably driving a car somewhere.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Kinda makes you want to hide under the couch, doesn’t it?

They went to town on this over at Pharyngula too, with a virtual duplicate of GP Lifeguard’s fervent wish.  My favorite comment, though, was from Raven (I don’t think she’ll mind my quoting her here):

Another one of my assumptions about how the world works is demolished—I had just always implicitly taken for granted that not shoving a rocket up your own ass is one of the few universal human values.

I think this one fits here perfectly, there’s Darwin Awards movie in production.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0428446/

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/02/08/DDG0FB6ALQ1.DTL

And I thought lighting farts was adventurous…

This one lit a brain fart.

Please please please tell me it burned his nuts off and he can never breed.

And I thought lighting farts was adventurous…  Not to give anyone any ideas, understand…

Come on, hasn’t that video answered all your questions about asses and bottle rockets?  Finally, I can sleep easy knowing what would happen if my brain were to implode and I thought putting a bottle rocket in my ass was a good idea.

As long as my daughter is singing songs about how boys have fleas and are stupid (which she was doing just a little while ago), I guess I don’t need to worry too much. But mebby I’ll keep this on file for a later date.