GTA: San Andreas—Now With Porn!

It’s official: The rumored porn scene in Grand Theft Auto:  San Andreas is true.  here (NSFW!) for all you perverts who like to see animated pornography (says the girl who has..ahem…speacial hacks for Sims 2).

23 comments

  1. Well, considering how influential Grand Theft Auto apparently is to kids, I suppose a lot of first-timers will now be asking their partners where they are supposed to push up and down.

  2. I was at my brother’s home last night working on my sister-in-law’s work PC which was giving her trouble and I could overhear the news on the TV in the other room. I was amazed at how much of a firestorm this mod has already caused and how quickly the news media were short-stroking it, if you’ll pardon the pun, all over the place.

    I don’t remember which network it was, but I recall the final words from the reporter being something along the lines of: “If this is an add-on then that means the game you buy your children may not be the same one their playing once you get it home!”

    For crying out loud, haven’t these people ever heard of game mods before?

  3. thats kinda funny.. gta III made a big splash with being able to pick up prostitutes pay for a good time then whack em to get your cash back.. hell you could even watch the car rock. this isnt anything new. but is amusing for as long as I read it…
    just goes to show how much time folks have to spend
    worrying about pittle shit. Im still amazed this even made television.

    my hat is off to those that mad this happen and stirred the pot-o-love as it were..

  4. Oh no!  There’s a mod available on the internet that allows one to have a sex scene in a M rated videogame?  Next thing you know there’ll be pornography available free of charge!

  5. So GTA: San Andreas, which has been scientifically proven to turn your kids into cop killing, car stealing, dildo wielding gangstas, will now make your kids grow up to have sex!

    The horror! The horror!

    What’s easier and less time consuming for a twelve year old kid, downloading porn through bittorrent or downloading and installing a rather lame mod for a game which if their parents were responsible they wouldn’t be playing anyway?

  6. i think overlawyered.com said it best….

    here

    Me, I’m just amused by the thought of class action attorneys trolling for a named plaintiff parent who will testify that, while she was okay for her little Johnny to buy a game involving drug dealing, gambling, carjacking, cop-shooting, prostitution, throat-slashing, baseball-bat beatings, drive-by shootings, street-racing, gang wars, profanity-laced rap music, homosexual lovers’ quarrels, blood and gore, and “Strong Sexual Content,” she is shocked, shocked to learn that the game also includes an animation at about the level of a Ken doll rubbing up against an unclothed Barbie doll with X-rated sound effects, and is thus a victim of both consumer fraud and intense emotional distress, entitled to actual and punitive damages totalling $74,999 per identically-situated class member in the state.

  7. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if they managed to find a plaintiff. The lure of big money allows a lot of folks to sacrifice their dignity. Not long ago a lawyer managed to find someone who would own up to buying penis enlarging pills that didn’t work so they could sue the company selling them.

    “Yes it’s true, your honor, I have a tiny dick.”

  8. Thought I’d bump this because of the news, reported just about everywhere, that Hot Coffee has turned up on the PS2, proving that the code was inserted during development by someone at Rockstar. Here in Australia various lobbies see this as the final proof they need in their campaign to ban the game, a campaign which has been unsuccessful so far.

  9. U GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK BASTERDS. MY LIL CUZ PLAYS THIS GAME.. AND U GUYS ARE FUCKING PUTTING PORN ON HERE??  WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT THAT… LIKE REALLY.. THATS FUCKING CHILDISH… AND THIS IS COMING FROM ME HAILEY.. A FRICKEN 11 YEAR OLD.. JUST ABOUT 12. SO MAYBE THAT WILL KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO U.. ACTUALLY NO IT WONT.. BECUZ U PPL ARE ALL ABOUT PORNOGRAPHY BECUZ U CANT GET YOUR OWN GIRL. SO THINK ABOUT THT U FILTHY BASTERDS!!!!!

        P.S.  I HATE U ALL BURN IN FUCKING HELL!!

  10. God damned potty mouth kid needs to learn to spell. 

    I am a filthy bastard, not a filthy basterd.  Also, I don’t like girls, I like men.

    PS, I’ve been to hell and back.

  11. U GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK BASTERDS. MY LIL CUZ PLAYS THIS GAME.. AND U GUYS ARE FUCKING PUTTING PORN ON HERE??  WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT THAT… LIKE REALLY.. THATS FUCKING CHILDISH… AND THIS IS COMING FROM ME HAILEY.. A FRICKEN 11 YEAR OLD.. JUST ABOUT 12. SO MAYBE THAT WILL KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO U.. ACTUALLY NO IT WONT.. BECUZ U PPL ARE ALL ABOUT PORNOGRAPHY BECUZ U CANT GET YOUR OWN GIRL. SO THINK ABOUT THT U FILTHY BASTERDS!!!!!
    P.S.  I HATE U ALL BURN IN FUCKING HELL!!

    If you really are 11 then I think this proves you are at no danger from this mod.  My 11 is, so I would never let him play the game, if only to avoid the question “Does mummy do that to you?”

    PS the sims2 mod- I am a dirty pervert- where do I find it?

  12. My first comment in FO-EVAH! (save the applause [ folks are REALLY thinking, “Godamn, this goose-stepping moron again..”])

    Hailey I have to agree with you. Some people are just simply too stupid to think for themselves. So are their parents and probably most of their relatives. This is why government drug enforcement and other national security bullshit is ACTUALLY a good idea.
    Piss on the idea. Chastise the free thinker and reward the idiots.

    Enjoy regulation and say no to drugs, porn and things that make you feel good..

    (sorry I couldnt resist)

  13. Qoayn: Chastise the free thinker and reward the idiots.

    - Because the idiot vote is important and it’s a sizeable portion, the consequence of democracy is that these people are given power, but it could be much, much worse – our idiots infight and sometimes stalemate, minimising what they actually do, whereas an idiot dictator is less restrained and much more coordinated. Bear in mind that the scum tends to float to the top anyway so your benevolent dictators may be few.

  14. Yeah but the sticking point that I seem to come across more and more often is simply this:

    Tremendous and blatant mental retardation is rewarded without question. Hell, its even encouraged.

    The majority is a total fucking waste of time…

    wink

  15. I guess you could say that ignorance is bliss to the individual, and most else suffer at the hands of them. At least the ignorant create hell for each other, providing they have the tiniest spec of willing to take it in they will be made less ignorant when they realise what they’re doing, though it is possible for them to just go in seemingly endless fighting circles until they die, depends on the individual’s determination at what point it becomes easier to resolve/learn than retaliate. I’ve noticed here most trolls only stay a temporary time because their determination to fight is finite, and they only start reasoning when you push them far enough on a personal level, such that they start to believe what you’re saying about them and not just see it as retaliation.

    Regarding the topic of videogame porn I see no problem at all for children being exposed to it – what could it do that’s so harmful? If anything it would just broaden their mind and give them a better understanding from an earlier start, nudism is nothing for anyone to be ashamed of because there is no reason to be. I would be a little embarressed if photos of me were posted on the internet but I wish I didn’t have that kind of inhibition, and I don’t have problems with other people choosing to post their pictures, completely free porn is an act of kindness because they are willing to bring joy to people even if it means some embaressment.

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