Just When You Though Alabama Couldn’t Sink Any Lower….

…some backwoods hick of a politician tries to create a bill that would ban any books written by homosexual authors in public school. Yes, you heard me right. Apparently those evil homosexuals are brainwashing school children. You know that lesbian scene in Alice Walker’s “The Color Purple”? It’s all part of the homosexual agenda.

Republican Alabama lawmaker Gerald Allen says homosexuality is an unacceptable lifestyle. As CBS News Correspondent Mark Strassmann reports, under his bill, public school libraries could no longer buy new copies of plays or books by gay authors, or about gay characters.

Books by any gay author would have to go: Tennessee Williams, Truman Capote and Gore Vidal. Alice Walker’s novel “The Color Purple” has lesbian characters.

Call me when the South enters the 21st century.

—Iolite
happily living on the west coast

62 comments to Just When You Though Alabama Couldn’t Sink Any Lower….

  • GeekMomWorshipper

    Huh-huh-huh … she said “man-date

  • Brock

    It’s cool that GeekMom has a member named after her (well, a member of this thread anyway). I would name my member after you GeekMom but I’m afraid you would then think I was lying about my sexuality…which I’m not…
    ….or am I?

    Oh who am I fooling. I WANT you baby! Squeeze meh!

    It’s a MIRACLE! I’ve been cured at SEB! Oh sweet merciful Jesus, miracles CAN happen!

    GeekBabe sweetie, let’s go bowling sometime. That sound like fun, darlin?

    PS: Please don’t let Elwed read this. I’m a lover, not a fighter.

  • GeekMom

    Stop it, Brock—yer makin’ Elwed hot.  Now I’m going to have to wear your avatar as a mask on my face again tonight.  wink

    (Bowling!  Yes, yes, yes!!)

  • Nunyabiz

    These freaks of nature have been pulling this shit for years.

    http://www.theocracywatch.org/av/liberty.ram

  • Stop it, Brock—yer makin’ Elwed hot.  Now I’m going to have to wear your avatar as a mask on my face again tonight.

    Geekmom, I’ve missed you.

  • GeekMom

    I’ve missed you too, Shana—but watch out; my aim is improving …  wink

  • Oh no you dih-ent!

  • ingolfson

    Thanks guys for proving once again that I worry too much about what others think of me and that you’ll be there for me if I decide to run for Gay Pope.

    Brock, I’ll support you whole-heartedly – If you sell me your old car cheaply first. Hear these are valuable, these days.

  • Vibrators

    Legislators in Alabama, North Carolina, Georgia, Texas and other states are all voyeurs! All these states are looking to outlaw sex toys. They can’t stay out of the bedrooms of U.S. citizens. After outlawing sex toys, I assume they will outlaw masturbation. Will they out law phallic fruits and vegetables? “Arrest her, she’s got a zucchini with intent.” Where does this ridiculous kind of legislation end?

  • Cindi

    Where does this ridiculous kind of legislation end?

    Well, that’s just it.  We’re afraid it’s not ever going to end.

    Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

  • Les

    As much as a sympathize with “Vibrators” message, the link and name they used makes their comment border-line comment spam. I’ve deleted the link and left the reply.

  • LuckyJohn19

    Les:

    As much as I sympathize with “Vibrators

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