Awwww, no Holy Hand Grenade reference, just a plain old ‘nade. Pity

Are you trying to tell me that St. Peter writeth with tongue in cheek? And those missionaries DID stop the nasty Aztecs from cannibalism (or did they run out of virgins?). 

Very amusing, I always did find it entertaining when they tried to teach us in history about the missionaries, and how they brought so many benefits to the savages, like umm syphillis, and alcoholism.

Organised religion = justification for wickedness.