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He’s the “root” of all evil.

By Les, on 14 January, 2005

Mr. Potato Head has given in to the power of the Dark Side. Now you should refer to him as “Darth Tater!”

Yes, this is a real toy you can buy.

10 comments to He’s the “root” of all evil.

IMPoe

14 January, 2005 at 3:19 PM

My birthday is next month..
Sepharo

14 January, 2005 at 3:40 PM

Whoa, you have a “Real Monsters” logo. I think that’s olivia… Oh god please don’t make fun of my age.
brandi

14 January, 2005 at 3:50 PM

Age? What’s that supposed to mean!? *I* know that monster, and I’m not old!

OK, I’m almost 32. But I think piercing my nose bought me some sort of Youth Credit. I did start getting carded again.
IMPoe

14 January, 2005 at 4:10 PM

ummm… Sepharo… that would be Oblina…
chrisberez

14 January, 2005 at 4:52 PM

*sniff* That’s the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Azumith

14 January, 2005 at 11:19 PM

That was a great show! Toe-nails for currency was sheer brilliance! Then one day it got cancelled, and the world became cold and un-feeling… ‘Til I discovered alcohol ^^’
shana

14 January, 2005 at 11:50 PM

I want to see a Yoda version—green with lots of eyes!
Jade

15 January, 2005 at 12:39 PM

I need myself one of those! I’ve found what I’ve been looking for in a man for all these years! Oh wow, I am *swooning*….
Slick

15 January, 2005 at 8:03 PM

Well…he does have a lightsaber…
zilch

17 January, 2005 at 6:13 AM

I don’t want to be a wet blanket here, and Darth Tater is way cool, but I find it a sad comment on American culture that what used to be a silly thing to do with “potatoes” (remember, real tubers, with skin and all?) has become just another hunk of plastic.

All I can say is, where’s the potato?