Those folks at the BBC sure are amazing. Through some clever deductive work they’ve managed to discover one of Santa’s biggest secrets: The fact that he assigns “Santa’s Helper Names” to everyone for his own record keeping purposes. Now you can find out what your Santa’s Helper Name happens to be.
Mine? Santa refers to me as “Tumbleflump Kissy-Noodles.” I’m assuming that’s a good thing.


And you thought yours was weird… check mine out.
Tumbleflump Floppy-Noodles…. Oh man.
It sounds like a good thing, Les.
I’m Cutie Brandy butter-Cookie, much to the amusement of my 12 year old niece, Frosty Brandy butter-Tinsel—and I’ve just had to explain to her that Brandy is Santa’s favorite beverage on Christmas Eve . . .
I’ll have to pass this on to a few others who might enjoy it. Thanks!
Tumbleflump Brandy butter-Snowdrop here.
I got Giggley Chocolate-Helper, which for some reason seems very very wrong….
Wriggly Scrooge-Cheeks
Smiley Scrooge-Cheeks
I didn’t know we were related
Lucky Berry-Bum
Why, oh why, do I keep doing these things!
I’m Fuzzy Monster-Helper. Damn that doesn’t sound good. What the hell did I do to those elves?
Lovable Berry-Tummy
that’s my boyfriend’s name.hahahahaha!later.