If I were a mixed drink…

How to make a Les
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
1 part courage
3 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity

Or even better than that…

How to make a Stupid Evil Bastard
Ingredients:
3 parts success
1 part brilliance
3 parts ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Via ***Dave.

11 comments to If I were a mixed drink…

  • nowiser

    Yikes!

    Apparently, I SUCK!

    1 part pride
    3 parts arrogance
    1 part ego

    Hmmm.  I’m exactly the type of guy I can’t stand!
    I’m switching back to Scotch.

  • Golix

    Wow! Got me down to a t (I wish):
    5 pts Mercy
    3 pts Brilliance
    3 pts Leadership (?!?)
    bled slowly for 30 sec., add sprinkle of Lustfullness!

    I could get drunk on myself!

    “done”

  • Hmm, apparently I have a mystery ingredient – 3 parts anger, 3 parts humor, and 1 part .

    It said 1 part… and then listed no ingredient.  So apparently I’m pretty funny when I’m not pissed off. (or maybe only when I’m pissed off.)

  • Tek

    lies, lies, lies..

  • Queen Millefiori

    It’s me! It’s me! It’s REALLY me! 

    Ingredients:

    3 parts intelligence
    1 part silliness
    5 parts instinct

    Method:Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little lovability if desired!

    wink

  • How to make a Spocko
    Ingredients:
    5 parts intelligence
    5 parts crazyiness
    3 parts joy
    Method:
    Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim.
    Add a little curiosity if desired!

    Mmmmmmm, salted rim cheese

  • To make a Momma

    5 parts mercy
    1 part silliness
    3 parts ego
    Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim, add a cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion. Wow I get the umbrella and salted rim too.  Of course there is always the regular way too.

    my word—ones

  • Sierra Renegade

    How to make a Sierra Renegade
    Ingredients:
    3 parts friendliness
    3 parts courage
    3 parts energy
    Method:
    Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!

    Oooo…..nicies smile

  • Brock

    Damn, momma, I would have thought it would take more parts silliness, and certainly some grace to make you.

    Funny thing is that I’ve been a club bartender and I don’t remember any of these recipes.

    How to make a Brock S.

    Ingredients:
    5 parts anger
    5 parts silliness
    3 parts leadership
    Method:
    Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!

    I wouldn’t have a me and drive if I were you.

  • I know it’s an old thread but

    How to make a Last Hussar
    Ingredients:
    1 part anger
    3 parts silliness
    1 part energy
    Method:
    Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness


    <form method=“POST” action=“http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php”>Username:<input name=“uname”>
    <input type=submit value=“How do you make a ‘you’?”>

    </form>Personality cocktail
    From Go-Quiz.com

    My stepson agrees…

  • How to make a George W Bush
    Ingredients:
    1 part pride
    3 parts ambition
    5 parts
    Method:
    Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness


    <form method=“POST” action=“http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php”>Username:<input name=“uname”>
    <input type=submit value=“How do you make a ‘you’?”>

    </form>Personality cocktail
    From Go-Quiz.com

    I liked the 5 parts ‘Unknown

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