In honor of the day I present to you the following list of Top 10 Things Overheard on Thanksgiving that Sounded Dirty, But Weren’t.
10. “Reach in and grab the giblets.”
9. “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!”
8. “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!”
7. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”
6. “Talk about a HUGE breast!”
5. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”
4. “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.”
3. “It’s cool whip time!”
2. “If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!”
And the number one thing overheard on Thanksgiving that sounded dirty, but wasn’t is….
1. “It must be broken ‘cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.”
How about “What if you have a defective popper?” This was uttered by my mother in regards to the turkey but boy it sure took a minute to realize that is that what she was talking about.
Mom sounds like she’s on my wavelength!!!
and there’s always – from a child – “oh, yuk, you can get your whole hand in there?”