Hairboy one again manages to track down more disturbing news of stupid people doing stupid things and helping to add a little chlorine to the gene pool in the process. This story involves a student in Germany who decided to try the latest drug craze there in the form of a hallucinogenic tea made from Angels’ Trumpets (Datura).

Ananova – Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels’ trumpet plants.

His mother said: “Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes.”

When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

Garden shears, eh? Seems somewhat poetic in some respects. This is another good reason to stick to the more traditional drugs where the side-effects are much better known and which only cause your heart to explode or something much less traumatizing than cutting off your own Big Johnson. Which, I suppose, isn’t so big for our friend here anymore.

32 Responses to “High on “Angels’ Trumpets Tea”, kid cuts off his penis and tongue.”

  1. Valhalla says:

    This is painful just to read about. At least he didn’t try to do it to someone else.

  2. Serai says:

    I blame Les for this, the guy was clearly influenced by the potions creator.

    The Potion Makerandreasium is a milky, pasty fuchsia gel distilled from the liver of an alligator.angels trumpetium is a cloudy, porous white solid obtained from the flesh of a forget-me-not.Mixing andreasium with angels trumpetium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent tan potion which gives the user the power of summoning lightning.Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

  3. Rori says:

    OMG. It seems like once he had cut off one of them, he would not have been able to cut off the other.

    Man, is he going to have a tough life.

  4. cUrlY says:

    Well lemme see here……..cant lick it silly and aint got no willy to dipity dilly, jus gonna have tuh roll over and enjoy big billy…what a dummy!!

  5. Faith No More says:

    I have made and taken this tea. It is very hallucinogenic drug. Luckily when I took it, it wasn’t a full “dose”. I have watched a couple friends on this when they took a full dose. They have no idea what they’re doing. If you are as dumb as I was and are going to try it you NEED a babysitter. It is funny to watch someone on it. I do NOT condon using this drug. But it is an experince. You get very very dehidrated and quick. You drink a glass of water and its hard to swallow because your throat is that dry. Also the next day when you go to piss it’s the most toxic yellow smelly piss you will ever take.

  6. lex says:

    Does anyone have the recipe to make the powder formed from angels trumpet?

  7. Les says:

    What’s that Lex? Are you saying you want to end up as yet another news story about another dumbass messing around with stuff they probably shouldn’t? Hey, it’s your dick.

  8. JabbaDaddy says:

    Hey Lex, you don’t even have to bother with cooking the stuff up. You can buy it over the internet ready to go, they YOU TOO can be a willy whacker.
    Just go here to dumb down. http://www.salviasupply.com/store/angels-trumpet.html

    Ok, Ok, but maybe I do want another interesting news story. I figure nature has a way of cleaning itself of refuse. See it every day in the news. Just helping out. LOL

  9. Les says:

    Hey, I’m all for allowing people to get high on hallucinogenic tea and then whacking their own wee-willys off if they really want to. Just so long as they’re willing to sign an affidavit claiming sole responsibility for their stupidity beforehand.

  10. Lacey says:

    I read about that. I couldnt imagine the pain that would bring.. Or the regrets when he came down… Some people really do stupid things!

  11. It seems to me they should research this drug’s ability as a painkiller.  If they can get rid of the hallucinations, it shows some real promise.

  12. friik says:

    WOW! WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS I FEEL SORRY FOR THAT KID. IM ON IT!!!!!!! AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH……………………….HA

  13. Krauklis says:

    I to be used Datura (or angel trumpet) im, ocultist, but i never hearing about that effects!!! But this story is amusing and funny!!! :D

  14. ANGIE says:

    I’VE DONE THAT TEA BEFORE—AND IT’S NOT REALLY FUN.
    IT’S LIKE “FAITH NO MORE” SAID
    YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING
    YOU ACT LIKE A DUMBASS
    AND IT IS FUNNY TO WATCH
    YOU PUPILS DIALATE
    AND YOU CAN BARELY SEE ANYTHING
    EVEN THE NEXT MORNING—YOUR EYESIGHT GETS ALL HELLA BLURRY
    BUT I MOST DEFENITELY DO NOT RECOMMEND DOING THAT SHIT
    IT’S LIKE A DELIRIUM—YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE
    AND NOT ONLY THAT—YOU ACT ON IT

    IF YOUR’RE GONNA DO IT
    YOU SERIOUSLY…SERIOUSLY NEED A BABYSITTER
    I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT ANDREAS W.‘S FRIEND WOULD HAVE LET HIM CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS AND TONGUE—IF HE HAD ASKED A FRIEND TO BABYSIT HIM THAT IS

    I WONDER WHAT KIND OF SHIT HE MUST’VE BEEN TRIPPING ON TO FEEL LIKE HE NEEDED TO CUT OFF HIS PENIS

  15. MisterMook says:

    You appear to have done this drug recently. Please turn off your caps lock and seek professional help.

  16. harley says:

    very potent shit very vivid hallucinations better than any other drug ive tried but i wouldnt reccomend taking it can send you blind, cause heart problems later on in life and i even know someone who had too much and is now brain damaged

  17. chris says:

    heyy

    we heard abt this rumour of this so called plant, n my mate had a tree , soo as u do we grabed abt 4 flowers ,, a bong,also boiled them in water so we cld test which was beta, effects were dizzy n stumbled when u stood up, happy, massive pupils, we read u can eat ne part of the flower, didn’t have much effect from the tea or smokin so we jsut started munchin them downn lol , pupils r still huge from yesterday hahaha , o yeh n when u sleep u r acturally half asleep n u dream that ppl r talkin 2 u n u talk bac 2 them, but u wake up every now n then in mid sentence, n look aroun wondering where every1 went lol o yeh n my curtains started swayin n almost looked like they were breathing,also blurry vison, umm but none of us got sick at all, just prety loose, read this article sum boy chopped of his wang dang n his tounge after takin the flowers, we prob shld of down a bit of research b4, coz we were smokin n drinkin heaps of it, lol owell lifes 2 short to not experiment

  18. Les says:

    If ever anyone needed an example of why you shouldn’t experiment with this plant then the last two comments above should be more than enough.

  19. zilch says:

    Not for nothing is datura also know as “loco weed”.  Even I have never been tempted to try it, and that’s saying something.

  20. bathory says:

    my boyfriend and I ate 10 of those flowers. Those will trip you out. never will do that again. im suprised i didnt die. My vision was all messed up the next morning, and i was still trippin.

  21. dankster says:

    my mom bought this plant and then told me not to try and smoke it or make or whatever because she knew i smoked herb and took lsd shrooms and shit before .i was like why did you even say anything i would have never had any idea. but if it made some kid cut his dick off i think ill just get some beers and a bag of herb and forget my mom ever said anything. glad i looked it up first.

  22. Locke says:

    When it comes to these kind of new herbs guys, give it a year or two to hear the stories. Also, if there isn’t an entry of the stuff on erowid.com, you might want to step away from it. Let some other idiot be the first to go where nobody has gone before. Plenty of drugs out there to be trying this crazy stuff. Fuckin’ ecstasy is safer than this shit if you stay hydrated. (Actually, it’s a rather benign drug.)

  23. S says:

    BENIGN DRUG MY ASS!  3 people I know are in ICU with their kidneys failing…after having ingested this stuff!  We are not sure if any of them are going to LIVE!

  24. And in current news: Munich teens poisoned by stolen nature walk plants

    A 15-year-old stole bits of Jimson weed, nightshade and angel’s trumpet from the “Nature Path of Poisonous Plants” and consumed them with three other friends.

    The boys were severely poisoned and had to be hospitalized

  25. zilch says:

    Fuckin’ ecstasy is safer than this shit if you stay hydrated. (Actually, it’s a rather benign drug.)

    While pure ecstasy might or might not be benign, it and other designer drugs are often adulterated with all kinds of other stuff, which is often anything but benign- arsenic, for instance.  So if you take designer drugs, you are (among other things) risking your life on the word of your dealer that the shit is pure.  Not a bet I would take.

  26. I do trumpets often unlike some other morons… I researched it first! you cant just walk into this shyt clueless or it will def freak you out! a lot of people thought they were about to die simply because they don’t know what to expect!!! knowleg is power!

    This is how it went down.
    me and a couple friends were walking down the street and we noticed some Jimsonweed at a local bar. I picked them and went home instead of continuing to our destination. I sliced the flower in half and split the seeds evenly, I then ingested Half the flower!

    Within twenty minutes I started tripping! much before I peaked I had already decided this shits way more intense than Acid!!! I looked at the phonebook on the kitchen counter and it seemed as though it was moving towards me and the counter the PB was sitting on was moving further away!

    Then from what my friends told me I striped my clothes off and walked over to our Dustbuster took the top off and started switching it on and off while staring into space.my legs felt like jello and it felt as though I could walk the world three times over again! I could only see far distance things cus my pupils were the size of saucers.

    I went to the bathroom to look at my pupils but I remember I ended up noticing all of my skin was neon red! I guess it was really hard on my body cus I got super tired super quick! I went to sleep! and, well just to worn you if your contemplating using this hallucinogen… Its really a sort of truth serum when you sleep! because my dreams were so realistic I started talking in my sleep I woke up and caught myself doing this every hour or so it was really freaky!

    apparently I answered every question my buddy’s AKA drug sitters asked me with shocking accuracy! apparently for a couple minutes while sleeping I opened my eyes and started petting my imaginary dog! LMAO Long story short, I woke up the next morning and didnt remember much! all I was able to recall that in which i just told you!

    one of the few likable things about trumpets… besides me feeling like god, There were very minimal side effects! and thats my testimony!

  27. Marcelo says:

    Hi u all. In my country (Argentina) this plant is sometimes used as a hedge between houses, and the dried flowers are sold in shops, along with other herbs, but they warn you that these are for SMOKING only, because most of the plant is poisonous. It is a traditional recipe for asthma and other respiratory conditions.

  28. Gizmocutie_01 says:

    Angels trumpets are the most amazing plants I have ever seen.I planted a pink one at my house
    and a yellow one at my moms house. They are very pretty; however I do NOT recommend ingesting any
    part of it. I have seen many other cases [less severe] of consequences from exprementing with
    drugs and other toxic plants.Red wine is a good
    healthy alternative. This story above is a good
    example as to why people should refrain from such
    foolhardy behavior. I cant help but feel sorry for
    Persons hospitalized, blinded, brain damaged and
    otherwise negatively effected by intaking the plant. LESSON: look at it DONT eat it.

  29. kenny says:

    hey, im doing a research project on angel trumpets… any help would be appriciated

  30. Les says:

    Don’t know what to tell you, Kenny. Other than it makes some people cut their dicks off when they drink tea made from it, I don’t know much about it. You might have better luck at Wikipedia.

  31. If you try this youre a moron says:

    The Angel’s Trumpet is known as Colombian Devil’s Breath in South America. It is highly toxic and you can die or very easily be stuck in a nightmarish trip for the rest of your life. If this isn’t enough, the drug scopolamine is also made from this plant. Scopolamine is basically roofies on steroids. The difference is that you are completely conscious, but you have no free will whatsoever. If someone tells you to empty your bank account for them, you will do it willingly. And when you wake up, you have no memory of it at all. This is just from a dose in the micrograms, because 1 gram is enough to kill 10 people. This is why some of the previous posters said that it acted as a truth serum. The CIA and Czechoslovakian Secret Police both used it as such in the Cold War era. Stay away from this plant.

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