Schizophrenic man thinks he’s Jesus Christ, jumps off roof of parking garage, finds out he was wrong

By Les, on 29 July, 2003

As sad as this news article is, the headline for it is still a classic: MENTAL ILLNESS MAY BE FACTOR IN MAN’S FATAL JUMP OFF GARAGE

Gee, ya think?

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7 comments to Schizophrenic man thinks he’s Jesus Christ, jumps off roof of parking garage, finds out he was wrong

• Scott

  31 July, 2003 at 7:37 AM

  I forgot to comment on this yesterday; classic.

  
• Scott S

  1 August, 2003 at 9:44 AM

  well id read it but it wont load

  
• mj

  8 December, 2003 at 3:06 PM

  ur all sedistic and stupid,suicidal and homicidal,crazy and horrifying,evil and manianic weirdo’s,U SICKEN THE HUMAN RACE

  
• Les

  8 December, 2003 at 3:35 PM

  Hmmm. All I can say to that is: My work here is done!

  
• fetus

  19 January, 2004 at 10:36 PM

  i dont really know, but it sure looks to me like the problem most people are facing is that they are just really, truly afraid. what’s the best way to eradicate fear?

  
• dan

  28 July, 2005 at 3:23 PM

  I’m going everywhere.

  
• Mick

  28 July, 2005 at 8:46 PM

  It strikes me as weird that this guy thought he could fly. Jesus turned water into wine, brought people back from the dead, exorcised demons, had X-ray vision and could walk on water. But is it mentioned anywhere in the bible that he could fly?