LMAO leguru!

ONE THING ABOUT THE MILK CRATE LAW. NEW CRATES ARE MADE NOW THAT ARE NOT FROM THE MILK COMPANYS. YOU COULD BUY CRATES NOW AND EVEN HAVE YOUR NAME PUT INTO IT. SO IF YOU GET A TICKET FOR HAVING A MILK CRATE YOU SUE THE DUM POLICE FOR NOT CHECKING IF THAT CRATE IS YOURS OR A COMPANY MILK CRATE.

When I was a welding inspector, the weld connecting a beam to a column was abbreviated: BM/COL. My daughter became a RN and the initials BM mean a whole different thing in that profession. 
Perhaps that is what is referred to in the above charge?

OK, since the thread got reanimated, what does “failure to move” mean exactly?

  move what?

The Providence Police Department has a charge called “Failure to Move”.

When the state consolidated it’s criminal code for all police departments, Providence decided it would stick with its own code.

Thing was, all fingerprints had to be submitted to the RI Dept. of Attorney General. The guys in BCI told the Providence cops that they weren’t to submit city only charge codes.

Yet we’d still get Failure to Move charges on cards.

I see Failure to Move as a harassment tool.

How do I know this? I had to clean out charging data for Failure to Move from the RI Criminal History database. That’s how I know, I worked for the AG.

If milk crates are so expensive, why leave them with the product until the deliveryman picks them up days later? You don’t see laws protecting egg cartons or orange juice.

I have two milk crates in front of me full of crap. I keep buying bins to replace the crates, but when the delivery man leaves five crates outside our door every week it’s kinda hard not to use them.

Milk crates are the new cinder blocks!?  Crap and I thought my entertainment center was so contemporary.

swordsbane:
Should I be worried?  I’d hate to have to explain to Bubba in the cell with me “Yeah.. I’m in here for improper use of a mail tote.”

He’d probably leave you the hell alone.  Improper use of a mail tote… what the hell did you do to that poor mail tote you deviant!?

Hmm.. at work we have these plastic trays that have a stamp on one side saying “Property of the US Postal Service.  Use by non-postal employees is subject to possible fine and imprisonment.”

I don’t work for the Post Office.  We use them all the time for a variety of things.

Should I be worried?  I’d hate to have to explain to Bubba in the cell with me “Yeah.. I’m in here for improper use of a mail tote.”

Do you know what? (No? What?) I don’t give a damn about US milk crates until about 5 seconds ago. Now I have to know- what do they look like?

Google image search is your friend.

Do you know what? (No? What?) I don’t give a damn about US milk crates until about 5 seconds ago. Now I have to know- what do they look like?