Noah- prove it.

Typing in all caps doesn’t make what you’re saying any more true, Noah.

Whatever floats your boat.

JESUS CHRIST IS REAL AND ALIVE. JESUS CHRIST IS THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT WHOSOEVER BELIEVES IN HIM SHALL HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE. JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY TO HEAVEN.
PLEASE ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR TODAY, ASK HIM TO COME IN YOUR HEART, LEAD AND GUIDE YOU DAILY.
PRAISE THE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST

Driver’s door lock, and save me £130 tomorrow.

The garage managed to get hold of a 2nd hand lock, and saved me £30 (about $60 in play money, sorry, I mean Republican USD). Does this count as a partial miracle- sort of cracked paving slab level?

However, the Doctor/assessor for my youngest son (Evil Genius) was the same unhelpful one for my eldest (the Barrack Room Lawyer), and said no sign of dyspraxia, but ‘they didn’t test for dyslexia’ and lectured my wife on what she should have been doing with BRL- despite the 3 year struggle we’ve had getting the local authority to recognise and provide ‘statementing’. 

This looks like balance, which isn’t you.  Do you have Buddah’s email, or can you pass this on at the next divine get-together? (Shiva, you look divine! What this old thing…)

Thank you LH for a chuckling start to my day!

Dear God
Thank you for fixing that HDD.  Could you please take care of the following for me
Both offside tyres will likely need replacing by next May.
Boiler service.
Drivers door lock, and save me £130 tomorrow.
The stuff in the garden.
My sons’ dyslexia etc (this should be easy- apparently you installed that, is their an uninstall icon?)(I’m including the hairy monster in this)
J’s lazy eye. (Is this an intelligent design fault?)
Work problems- especially my wife’s- again I’m told you can intervene in this sort of thing.
Money Problems- ditto.
Dad’s search for a cheap ISP. (this one’s not so important, but as you do computers…)
Mum in laws dementia.
Reconcile family members. (this is traditional may I remind you)

Is their a fence/wall/tree/blanket/stone I should thank tomorrow?

The IDE cable? If it’s loose it mimics the symptoms of a corrupted HDD? That’s a useful bit of information . Helped me solve a lot of problems just now….Thanks Les.

Try checking your cable connections next time.

I once was begged to fix a comp by 1 muslim chap near my place. Since I was the resident computer guy who does stuff for free and in the 9th grade .. this 7th grade chap asked me to fix his comp. He told that he’s dead meat if he didn’t get it fixed and promised me approx 20 USD to fix it. I couldn’t do much since the harddisk had a ton of bad sectors. I tried reinstalling windows many times but in vain. Kept crashing. So he’s like praying to allah and stuff. I’m like fed up. So I tell him “Dude your comp any ever gonna work. Get a new HDD” .. hes’ like “man please.. my dad will debar me from the comp” and i’m like “ok dude.. not even allah can fix your comp”… and then i switch the comp back on.. and VOILA it works.. check badsectors.. zero badsectors… he’s like all happy and gives me the 20 USD for something i didn’t do. THIS WAS A MIRACLE. A HDD STARTS WORKING AFTER HAVING MANY BAD SECTORS and doesn’t have anymore….he still thinks i fixed his comp.. .actually it was DIVINE intervention… haha maybe I believe this because I’m Catholic come to think of it.. scandisk must have given me a bad reading on whether it had badsectors or not… OB. no miracle there… oh well so much for the miracle story… my mates/aunt who i told this too.. thinks its God etc trying to show he’s all powerful.. why would someone/thing that powerful wanna show me he’s that powerful? some ego trip he on eh? anyway.. most probably bad software.. screwy scandisk